SONS OF PROVO SOUNDTRACK LYRICS:
(Everclean)

Everclean
Everclean
Cleaner than Listerine
Mellower than Dramamine
Not even close to obscene
We sing songs Sweeter than sugar tongs
Hopin’ we can right some wrongs
Bringin’ love to the throngs

I will boogie for my wages
With that rock and roll of ages
We’re a spiritchal sensation and a triple combination
We’ll be lovin’ one another I said word unto your brother
Sons of Provo, this is who we are. Cause we are.

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Separate the tares from the wheat
Just play that funky Mormon beat
Move my legs inside these pants and watch this crazy Mormon prance
I’ll convert you with precision
I’m a Mormon on a mission
Sons of Provo, listen to us roar

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When upon life’s billows, I can’t figure things out
With my crazy Mormon posse, we’ll sing and we’ll shout! Yeah!

Everclean
Baby, you can be my queen
If you’re over seventeen
I won’t treat you mean
Don’t be a punk
Put your shoulder to the funk
I’ll be livin’ like a monk
And I’ll be lookin’ like a hunk

Everclean
Better than pork and beans
Handsomer than Charlie Sheen
A lean mean singin’ machine
We’ll be here
Climbin’ like a mountaineer
‘Til the end of time that’s clear
And we would never drink a beer.

Word Of Wizzum
Don’t, don’t drink.
No, don’t even think about it
Drinkin’ stinks
Stinky drink no doubt about it
O-val-tine
Better for you don’t you doubt it
Keep yo body clean
Let’s shout it!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!

Meats O.K.
Yeah, but only twice a day
Coffee? No way!
Pero, Postum, yes you may
Moun-tain Dew
Tasty but no good for you
Too too true
At least I’m not sniffin’ glue

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!

To-bac-co
Stupid way to spend your dough
You’ll end up bein’ po
End up smellin like a ho (ho ho)
But if you’d care
To have white teeth and silky hair
Keep it if you dare:
Word a wizzum.. it’s rare!

Word a Wizzum Is the shizzum
Keeps me clear of Plop, Plop Fizzum
Keep yo toxins far from me
I’m only drinkin’ herbal tea.
Drugs I know won’t help me grow
So I’m prepared to just say No!
Keep my vessel Spic and Span
So I get to the Promised Land.

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You gonna chug a whole bottle of Robitussin?
No, don’t even think about it.
How about a mochaccino latte?
No, don’t even think about it.
Maybe a nice casserole?
Better for you don’t you doubt it.
Keep your body clean, let’s shout it!

Love Me, But Don’t Show Me
These two weeks together have been the sweetest of my life,
My hearts prayer was answered when you agreed to be my wife.
Your love's like a cancer, girl, cuz I got no resistance,
There's only one answer girl: You got to keep your distance!

Love me, but don't show me.
I want our wedding night to be right.
Miss me, but don't kiss me.
If we start to makin' out girl,
You won't be wearin' white.

You make me feel so handsome, like a shining dark stallion,
I love the way you wear your young women's medallion.
You know girl, I love you, but I hope you comprehend,
This body is a Temple - and you don't got no recommend.

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I will see you Dressed in white without falter.
Our first love's kiss will be over the altar.

After each date with you, I'll fight with all my might,
To treat you like a gentleman, and shake your hand goodnight.
I'll breathe in your perfume; it's fillin' up my lungs,
But don't you even start to try to use the gift of tongues.

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Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy
I was born in the church just like my Daddy was, yo,
I'm Pioneer stock, my Grandpa crossed the plains in the snow!
I got my Eagle Scout at 12 with some assistance from my Mom
I was home before 9:30 when I went to the prom.
I love to sit in my pew, and praise the Lord with a hymn,
I'm hyper-active, yo, I even got the keys to the gym.

I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon.
I'm the black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O.
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!

If a girly wants to pursue me (do me),
I say NO! girl not with you- Me? I'll be waiting for my baby dressed in white. (Not beige.)
I believe that procreation ain't a form of recreation
And my testimony keeps me warm at night! (So flippin' warm)

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Would all those in favor, Please make it manifest, please make it manifest, please make it manifest
Would all those in favor please make it manifest,
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.

People tell me "That's funny to give a tenth of all your money"
But I do it no regret, cause of all the blessings that I get
I ain't stupid or lazy, I read my scriptures like crazy.
I don't smoke or drink or cheat, I spent two years on my feet,
That's more valuable to me than any prize.
Preachin' love and peace with other well-dressed guys.

So many people let their spirits get persuaded by the Devil,
But I say "Get thee hence! I'm never gonna sink to your level".
You're dark and evil, you want my face to be covered with mud,
You stupid dummy, I hope you rot in heck for this crud!

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I'm the knick-knack-paddy-whack daddy,
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's fly to be a Mormon.
I'm the phat, not jack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal.

The storms of hell might be a stormin'
But I'm safe, Me? I'm a Mormon.
I'm tougher than George Foreman,
I'm the bomb, cuz I'm a Mormon.
Just don't call me Norman,
I'm Diddly Wack-and I'm spiritchal!

Wait For Me
No more cussin', lyin', no more parties no more flirtin',
Going off to serve the Lord beyond the "Zion Curtain"
Yes, I'm afraid of what's to come as I travel cross the sea,
But what scares me most is that you might not wait for me.

Oh, oh, oh, What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh, oh, It's me against the world
With every fiber of my being I'll be true to thee
As I magnify our love as a missionary
I'll come back a Bible scholar baby wait and see
So put a blind fold on for two years honey... And wait for me.

I'll think of you as I convert the heathen and the sinner
And the tapeworms in Brazil will bring me home to you much thinner
We're too young to tie the knot, though my love weighs a ton
Once I'm home, we'll be much wiser at a full-grown twenty-one.

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If you'd swear to not wear make-up and to wear these hooded veils
And don't go out in public or converse with any males
Our love can be assured to stay alive and keep on track
Just put your life on pause, we can fast forward when I get back-ack-ack-ack

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Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh It's me against the world
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't be a naughty girl.
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't make me have to hurl.
Oh, oh oh What's it gonna be girl?
Oh, oh , oh Don't date my best friend Merle.

Spiritchal As Me
I like to take notes in Sacrament Meeting But I'm not just some regular guy.
I've memorized the names of every Prophet and Apostle
And I've never told a lie.
When I'm eating lunch in the school cafeteria
I bow my head and pray out loud.
I'm so humble and meek,
And possessing such heavenly qualities makes me proud.

Maybe, someday, You will see
You could be as Spiritchal as me.
And maybe, someday, We'll just see
That you could be as Spiritchal as me.

I relate every topic to my mission, And the baptisms I had.
When I think of how lost Some people are, It honestly makes me sad.
If you follow my lead, let me be your example, Then maybe someday you'll be, As virtuous, lovely and of good

report- As spiritchal as me.

I'm so bless-ed for living like I do
Spreading my light to people just like you.

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Sweet Spirit
She, doesn't turn your head when she walks down the hall.
She, may not be the slender beauty fair and tall.
She, has some acne scars that populate her skin.
But she has beauty emanating deeply from within.

Ooo, sweet spirit, You're so.... nice.
You may not appear it, But your soul's a pearl of great price.
You're such a good person, Sincere and true.
You just keep rehearsin'
And one day you might say: "I do." (That would be so nice for you)

She, loves cooking for the new guy in the Ward.
She, makes brownies but her efforts are ignored.
She says: "I don't know, I guess the new guy's just sick of me."
She's only getting married if they bring back polygamy.

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She magnifies her calling like the Hubble Telescope.
She's blessed so many lives, ya know, you'd think she was the Pope.

She, when you need a pal, a friend, she never fails.
She, when it comes to giving hugs she tips the scales.
Whoa, she, though she's nerdy and you may not want to hear it,
We all should be more like her
That sweet, sweet spirit.

Ooo, sweet spirit, You're so.... nice.
You may not appear it, But your soul's a pearl of great price.
You're such a good person, Sincere and true.
You'll never hear her cursin'
You're such a special person,
I hope your looks don't worsen,
Or you'll never say: "I do."

Nourish And Strengthen
When I awaken, no soup in my bowl,
I need something bless-ed to fill up my soul.
I don't want no juice box, no Rice Crispy Treat. (sweet)
I need somethin' higher to keep me on my feet.

Nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need,
To carry us through the rest of this day.
Nourish and strengthen our bodies, our mealtime creed
Be it casserole or Jell-o, bless it!
 Oooh, these things we pray.
Nourish us today.

We bow our heads together, prayin' please bless this food.
Especially that meat loaf, I promise I'll be good.
Some of these concoctions are a fearful nasty sight,
There's seven different kinds of sherbet floating in my Sprite.
Dude, that ain't right!

Nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need,
To carry us through the rest of this day.
Nourish and strengthen our bodies, our mealtime creed
If there's ketchup on your tuna, bless it!
Oooh, these things we pray.
Nourish us today.

I've never seen so many covered dishes.
A clinic in preparing string beans.
Reminds me of those loaves and those fishes
We say this every time though we're not sure what it means.

Nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need,
To carry us through the rest of this day.
Nourish and strengthen our bodies, our mealtime creed
Punch and brownies at your fireside, bless it!
Oooh, these things we pray.
Nourish us today.

Nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need,
To carry us through the rest of this day.
Nourish and strengthen our bodies, our mealtime creed
Melt velveeta on zucchini, bless it!
Oooh, these things we pray.
Nourish us today.

Nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we need,
To carry us through the rest of this day.
Nourish and strengthen our bodies, our mealtime creed
Every morsel on your table, bless it!
Oooh, these things we pray.
Nourish us today.

Dang, Fetch, Oh, My Heck
Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

If ya cut off me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes,
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your ears curl,
In my religiously edited way.

If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated tone,
So as to not offend the man upstairs. That's when I say...

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Dos años yo viví en Suramerica sirviendo El Señor en Guayaquil en Ecuador Comiendo platanos, guineos, verdes y

maduros.
¡No me aguanta comer mas, no, por favor!
Y no querian escuchar el buen mensaje que trajemos nos echaron en la calle y nos pusimos
Bien enojados con la gente, con arroz, con los mosquitos, ya, y estas son las cosas que dijimos:

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Beautiful Inside
I walk this road alone
And always, I wish that you could see.
That I am afraid of being who I am.
I don't want to disappoint you.

It's clear now we can get along.
You've felt like me before, ignored
And every word is wrong.

I know who I'm supposed to be.
It's never been that easy to be someone like me.
I feel there's nothing we should hide
We're full of love and understanding, beautiful inside.

I'm holding on
And I am brave
As it gets easier to breathe.
I can face today.
Where no one's left behind
And no one's left for wanting.

It's clear now we can get along.
You've felt like me before, ignored
And every word is wrong.

I know who I'm supposed to be.
It's never been that easy to be someone like me.
I feel there's nothing we should hide.
We're full of love and understanding, beautiful inside.

And I know how you hold your feelings.
And I know you.
I know we can believe.

It's clear now we can get along.
You've felt like me before, ignored
And every word is wrong.

I know who I'm supposed to be.
It's never been that easy to be someone like me.
I feel there's nothing we should hide
We're full of love and understanding, beautiful inside.


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ALOHA OE'

Ha`aheo ka ua i nâ pali
Ke nihi a`ela i ka nahele
E hahai (uhai) ana paha i ka liko
Pua `âhihi lehua o uka
Hui:
Aloha `oe, aloha `oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A ho`i a`e au
Until we meet again

`O ka hali`a aloha i hiki mai
Ke hone a`e nei i
Ku`u manawa
`O `oe nô ka`u ipo aloha
A loko e hana nei

Maopopo ku`u `ike i ka nani
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I laila hia`ia nâ manu
Miki`ala i ka nani o ka lipo